Everybody's scared of something. Even you. Fortunately, science is here to help! (Proven fact: only babies are scared of science.) A leading psychologist went into his laboratory and came out with a solution. Tanks!
Yep. Tanks. The gentleman in question will use tanks to go inside your mind, to find the fears embedded in your memories, and just shoot the heck out of them. Afraid of bugs? He'll find the bugs inside your mind and shoot them. Afraid of clowns? Same deal. Afraid of something that you think can't be shot? He'll find a way to shoot it.
Historians of the future, in their spacesuits, will look back on this day as they day we humans realized we had nothing more to fear, because anything that can be feared can also be tracked down and then shot with a tank.
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